I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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