grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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