Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
there is glitter all over my balls
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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