Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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