Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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