I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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