Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So many bounce houses so little time
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
