i just wanna soil my oats bro
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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