I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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