I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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