i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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