My brain says no but my pants say off.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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