i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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