how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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