sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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