Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
