Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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