just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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