He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Shame is for Republicans.
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