You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Randomize
