Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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