Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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