what if I'm pregnant?
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Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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