People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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