I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Randomize
