I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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