better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
did you just send me my own nude
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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