I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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