And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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