He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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