How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
