Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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