great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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