He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Cover your peen. We're going out.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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