love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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