I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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