Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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