Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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