suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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