Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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