FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Acid is not a monday night drug
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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