I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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