so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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