If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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