You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
