ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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