so that wasnt chicken after all
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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