best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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