Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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