I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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