tell your sister to shave her snatch
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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